The first Jerryll's article

Stasera tocca a me scrivere l'articolo perché oggi Giuliano ha fatto una bellissima battuta.... Allora stava chattando con Piccio e, ad un certo punto, ha chiesto come mai ...

the italians are crazy little creatures. They smell like pasta and the women have crazy eyes. The sing at inappropiate times out of the blue, and talk WAY TO FRIGGIN MUCH!!!!!!

They dont know how to SHUT UP. Bla bla bla bla bla bla the whole friggin time.

Rita is the weirdest one. She always watches and looks, and you can see she is thinking about.. WHO knows. Very scary! This girl.. we have established that she takes care of the lawn. Who cuts the lawn?.. Rita does! We just dont feed her for 3 days, and let her loose in the yard. She eats the grass on all fours.

Enrico is also a character.. he always looks at my ass. I mean WTF.. I àm a DUDE. Look at women damn it. He always sits in the car looks like an oldman without a life. Playing with his damn friggin phone. Dude.. there are WOMEN all over the street. Look at them!! not your phone. Friggin butterfly!

And Piccio..

Vonculo this vanculo that... he is the craziest one man. How did you guys EVER befriend this dude? Crying on the wall of a cliff.. what moron falls into a cliff??? honestly.

These asswhipes .. I tell them ... DO NOT TOUCH THE CAR. I leave... and what do these Italians do??? THE TOUCH MY CAR. How did they manage to completely destroy my car in 5 minutes. 5 MINUTES and my car is Kaput. Friggin damn dude. Are all Italians distroyers? Dont built that bridge!!

Ecco questo è quello che pensa di noi Jerryll... ebbene si, questa parte l'ha scritta lui!!! notate il "vonculo"?? credo che non ci sia bisogno di aggiungere altro :)